A meme

[eldar]

1. Who was the last person you yelled at?

I can't remember, but it was probably someone at work.

2. Who was the last person you kissed?

I can't remember her name.

3. What was the last memorable book you read?

"Revelation Space" by

4. When did you last dance?

A couple of weeks ago.

5. What's the last thing you want to hear from your parents?

"We've sold the house and we're moving in with you."

6. When did you last go for a walk?

About an hour and a half ago, down to the swimming pool. I got the bus back....

7. When did you last do your ironing?

I've not ironed for years. I hate it.

8. When was the last time you smiled all day?

I don't think I ever had. If I did, the world would probably end due to some statistical freak occurrence.

9. What color of socks do you normally wear?

Blue.

10. Did you ever attend a private school?

No.

11. Do you like stuffed animals?

Nothing wrong with a good ol' moose head on the wall.

12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins?

No.

13. What did you last see live at a theatre?

"Stones In His Pockets". Very funny.

14. Can you quote Shakespeare?

Only the same bits that everyone else can quote.

15. Do you like playing baseball?

I've never played baseball.

16. Are you a neat freak?

Yes, and no. In that when I'm in the tidying mood, everything gets neat. Otherwise, everything gets strewn about randomly.

17. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?

I once managed to catch my sister's toenail with a door. It's never been right since.

18. Do you ever eat lemons plain?

No.

19. Have you ever fired a gun?

Yes, and I have a Scout badge to prove it.

20. Do you own any knee-high boots?

No.

21. Do you have a crush on somebody?

Yes.

22. Do you like swimming in lakes?

I've swum in rivers and the sea, so I guess a lake'd be just fine.

23. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?

No.

24. What is you favorite gemstone?

Sapphire.

25. Have you gone on many blind dates?

None whatsoever.

26. Has someone done something extra nice for you?

Probably, but I probably didn't realise it at the time.

27. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?

No.

28. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?

No. Lived or stayed in a few, but never been lost in them.

29. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?

Fruit gums.

30. Do you have road rage?

Yes, but directed inwardly.

32. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?

No.

33. Has your mind ever gone blank?

Yes.

34. Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat?

No.

35. Are you artistic?

In the writing sense, I guess so. In the drawing sense, not a jot.

36. Are you kind?

Only if I'm inclined to be.

37. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?

No.

38. Do you have any beanie babies?

No.

39. Would you rather be hot or cold?

If you're cold, you can always find ways to warm up. If you're hot, it's much more difficult to cool down. So cold.

40. Is the glass half full, or empty?

Operating at 50% capacity.

41. Do you exercise or work out regularly?

Well I just went swimming this lunchtime.

42. Could you kill if your life was threatened?

Yes, and probably without having to think about it first.