Setting the world to rights

[eldar]

KellyGate keeps rolling on, there are plans for a British Citizenship test, a 14-year-old and a 12-year-old have eloped together after a holiday romance, a new anti-bullying campaign is launched today, and vandals have done a bang-up graffiti job on the train best known as the Hogwarts Express. So, what was my first comment to Dan when I got to work today?

"What's this rubbish about Geri Halliwell getting a boob job then?"