Setting the world to rights

KellyGate keeps rolling on, there are plans for a British Citizenship test, a 14-year-old and a 12-year-old have eloped together after a holiday romance, a new anti-bullying campaign is launched today, and vandals have done a bang-up graffiti job on the train best known as the Hogwarts Express. So, what was my first comment to Dan when I got to work today?

"What's this rubbish about Geri Halliwell getting a boob job then?"

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Oh, yeah

Some cunt cloned my credit card and went on a spending spree. Bastard. So I don't have to pick up the tab, but it's still annoying and embarrassing having to stand in a store whilst they 'phone the company to check your details. The company don't understand the concept of daytime telephone numbers, obviously.