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Hello! Tonights, have I been seeing documentary filmings of Kazakhstan and US of As by famous journalist Borat!! Very nice! Kazakhstan is glorious but documentary filmings by Borat helps make more glorious, yes? First we see Borat in his home, very nice, not as nice as Almaty where my apartment on twenty-third floor has two cows and lift works from floors three to eight, except seven where prostitute makes sexy, and on Tuesday when is not our turn for electrics. Prostitute very nice, but she want pull off titties from Borat's sister for steal trophy prize of fourth best prostitute in Kazakhstan from her.
Borat travel to New York, and I must say, people there very nice - - - - - - - - - NOT! (See I learn this joke from Borat, this documentary film benefit much Kazakhstan!) Then on television in colour, which government say we get by 2023 every other Thursday, is Pamela on Baywatch, and Borat is in love. Just as well he learn of fortunate death of his wife. Tragedy! Borat must make road trip and take marriage of Pamela in California. Next is bit like famous American documentary film Road Trip with Borat visiting many peoples. Though is scary when he is trapped by Jews, why he keep that in, I pee in my pants? Americas learn much as well from Borat as he does, like Kazakhstan national anthem, and Kazakhstan naked wrestling. Very nice! I not say before but Borat has with him famous producer Bagatov, and sometime bear and chicken, though chicken has not big part and I think maybe should as never enough good parts for chicken as should be. Certainly chicken part should be more than women's?
At last Borat he meet with Pamela and woos her, but I not spoil this here as you like big surprise, like that day when I turn up at your house with goat and demand your sister for my wife, and sister marry goat! Very funny!
I am recommending this documentary filmings to you as very funny and good of benefit to you all. Do not let your childrens watch this because of the scary bit! This film contains "J" rating for excessive Jews for a reason! This film makes me much want to make visting America and their Gay Pride though not one with all the homosexuals.
Borat travel to New York, and I must say, people there very nice - - - - - - - - - NOT! (See I learn this joke from Borat, this documentary film benefit much Kazakhstan!) Then on television in colour, which government say we get by 2023 every other Thursday, is Pamela on Baywatch, and Borat is in love. Just as well he learn of fortunate death of his wife. Tragedy! Borat must make road trip and take marriage of Pamela in California. Next is bit like famous American documentary film Road Trip with Borat visiting many peoples. Though is scary when he is trapped by Jews, why he keep that in, I pee in my pants? Americas learn much as well from Borat as he does, like Kazakhstan national anthem, and Kazakhstan naked wrestling. Very nice! I not say before but Borat has with him famous producer Bagatov, and sometime bear and chicken, though chicken has not big part and I think maybe should as never enough good parts for chicken as should be. Certainly chicken part should be more than women's?
At last Borat he meet with Pamela and woos her, but I not spoil this here as you like big surprise, like that day when I turn up at your house with goat and demand your sister for my wife, and sister marry goat! Very funny!
I am recommending this documentary filmings to you as very funny and good of benefit to you all. Do not let your childrens watch this because of the scary bit! This film contains "J" rating for excessive Jews for a reason! This film makes me much want to make visting America and their Gay Pride though not one with all the homosexuals.
