Strange meme from arosoff

[eldar]

Copy the following questions into your LJ and hide your answers behind a cut-tag, so you don't influence anyone (it's very suggestible). Try to give your reasoning as well if you can. Then come back and read the person's you got them from and find out how much of a weirdo they are.

How does jealousy smell?
What does your favourite colour taste like?
What texture does the word "love" have?
What kind of plant is your father?
What is your heaviest word?
What mood is your house in?
Where are feelings kept?
If your PC were an animal, what would it be?
If your walls could talk, what would they say?
Tell us your favourite onomatopaeic word.


How does jealousy smell?
Acrid, sickening, like rotten cabbage.
What does your favourite colour taste like?
Raspberry! My favourite colour being blue.
What texture does the word "love" have?
Soft, warm, soothing on the skin.
What kind of plant is your father?
He's a potato. Straight up, no frills, nothing fancy.
What is your heaviest word?
Bollocks. It's sufficiently long a curse that the full weight of my voice can go right behind it.
What mood is your house in?
It's ailing, crying out for attention, a little unloved and unkempt.
Where are feelings kept?
Locked in my mind, where I can keep a good eye on them. I let them out bit by bit, under extreme supervision.
If your PC were an animal, what would it be?
It'd be an elephant, a juggernaut of a beast designed to solve problems with power rather than finesse.
If your walls could talk, what would they say?
My God, man, this is an *awful* colour that you've painted us! And look - you missed a bit!
Tell us your favourite onomatopaeic word.
Undulating. Undulate. Undulatory. Wonderful, eh?