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1. I got up late. Blame Goldie Hawn.
2. The train I was on was diverted to the Charing Cross branch.
3. I realised that I'd forgotten to renew my season ticket.
4. In frustration at 3, I kicked the step in front of me on the escalator. It hurt, but not as much as...
5. The fingernail I broke yesterday.
6. I nearly got run over by a bicycle - whilst I was walking on the pavement.
7. The cyclist was cheeky enough to stop dead and give me a dirty look just because I told him what I thought of him and where he should put his bicycle.
8. The assumption I made at work a couple of days ago turns out not to have been correct.
2. The train I was on was diverted to the Charing Cross branch.
3. I realised that I'd forgotten to renew my season ticket.
4. In frustration at 3, I kicked the step in front of me on the escalator. It hurt, but not as much as...
5. The fingernail I broke yesterday.
6. I nearly got run over by a bicycle - whilst I was walking on the pavement.
7. The cyclist was cheeky enough to stop dead and give me a dirty look just because I told him what I thought of him and where he should put his bicycle.
8. The assumption I made at work a couple of days ago turns out not to have been correct.
