Movie Quotes meme from ghoti

[eldar]

Meme rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. Totally cheating, you dirty cheaters.


1. From Aliens spotted by ukcougar:
Ripley: You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!

2. I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.

3. From Leon spotted by _kent:
No women, no kids, that's the rules.

4. From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl spotted by myste_uk:
Captain Jack Sparrow: You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move.

5. And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because..

6. From South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut spotted by kyte:
Sheila Broflovski: What the heck is a rimjob?
Mrs Cartman: Why, that's where you put your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

7. From Rain Man spotted by _kent:
Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.

8. From Goldfinger spotted by _kent:
Bond: [discovers Character 2 cheating at golf] You play a Slazinger 1, don't you?
Goldfinger: Yes, why?
Bond: This is a Slazinger 7.
[indicating his own golf ball]
Bond: Here's my Penfold Hearts. You must have played the wrong ball somewhere on the 18th fairway. We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match.

9. From Trading Places spotted by _kent and matgb and esran:
Billy Ray Valentine: Okay, pork belly prices have been dropping all morning, which means that everybody is waiting for it to hit rock bottom, so they can buy low. Which means that the people who own the pork belly contracts are saying, "Hey, we're losing all our damn money, and Christmas is around the corner, and I ain't gonna have no money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the kung-fu grip! And my wife ain't gonna f... my wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!" So they're panicking right now,they're screaming "SELL! SELL!" to get out before the price keeps dropping. They're panicking out there right now, I can feel it.

10. From Spaceballs spotted by mooism:
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

11. From The Bridge On The River Kwai spotted by _kent:
Col. Saito: A word to you about escape. There is no barbed wire. No stockade. No watchtower. They are not necessary. We are an island in the jungle. Escape is impossible. You would die.

12. From The Matrix spotted by myste_uk:
Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

13. From The School of Rock spotted by sister_sestina:
Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.

14. From Casablanca spotted by myste_uk:
Berger: We read five times that you were killed, in five different places.
Victor Laszlo: As you can see, it was true every single time.

15. From Scream spotted by esran:
Stu: I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy: Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in 1983. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.