0 out of 10?

A colleague has managed to get hold of tickets for a recording of a Big Brother 8 Out Of 10 Cats Special. Two of my colleagues replied that they were on holiday and couldn't go (lucky people). I needed a better reason:

I wish I was too but I have plenty of time to come up with a better excuse than "why would I want to waste my life watching Jimmy Carr and a bunch of nobody ZZZZZZZZZZZZ-listers some of whom are less famous than I am recording a C-list "celebrity" identikit panel show?"