Telephone

I need to get value-for-money from my mobile 'phone, otherwise I'll
probably decide I'm better off dropping back to pay-as-you go once my
current contract lock-in expires.
The trouble is, the account has 120 minutes of talk-time per month,
which is the minimum Orange will appear to let us have - with two
'phones on the same account, that is.
So that begs the question - what to do with this 120 minutes (actually
because of rollover, it's usually around 240 minutes)?
I could:
- Make an obscene amount of 'phone calls (to UK land and mobile lines
only).
- Make a single, 4-hour call to someone.
- Let Alexis do the same?

The same goes for the text bundle, but that's easier... just send me
lots of SMSs, folks, and I'll probably reply. That should use up the
quota.

The upshot is that if I actually used all this "free" communication
available to me, I'd be more in touch with my friends (even possibly my
family - now wouldn't that be a novelty!) and probably be a
happier person for it.

I spoke too soon

Camden Council caught me turning right onto Hampstead High Street when I wasn't allowed to. And would like £50 for the pleasure, thank you very much (or £100 if I don't pay in x days, or £150 if I don't pay or lodge a complaint, not that I can, except perhaps by going back there, which I don't really have any desire/need to, and looking to see how obvious it is that I can/can't turn right where I did).
Life/Universe/Everything, please just Fuck Off and Leave Me Alone.