Something's wrong with me

Since I got home, I've ironed 3 shirts, done the washing up, and made my sandwiches for lunch tomorrow. All before 9.30pm. Someone take my temperature, I think I'm ill.

Don't talk to me about cricket

Actually, don't talk to me about the weather on Manchester on Saturday, which was the real reason we didn't win (yes, Shane Warne, Ricky Ponting, Glenn McGrath, Brett Lee - don't deny it; in the end, if it weren't for losing 5 hours' play on Saturday due to rain, YOU WOULD HAVE LOST THIS ONE TOO!)