CelebMatch 'meme' from elvichar

So, just go to CelebMatch and complete the oh-so-difficult questionnaire.

Your best matches

Christina Applegate 99%
Liv Tyler 99%
Birgit Schuurman 99%
Angelina Jolie 98%
Patty Schnyder 98%

I'm not entirely sure who Christina Applegate is, though I think I've heard the name somewhere. I've never heard of Birgit Schuurman. I've heard of Patty Schnyder but have no idea what she does.

However, Liv and Angelina, if you're reading this, send me an e-mail and we'll hook up, preferably both of you at once, just fly me to wherever you are.

Some googling later...

Christina Applegate was in Mars Attacks!, and a load of other nondescript titles that I've never even heard of. I don't really care what she looks like, I've got Angelina and Liv.

Birgit Schuurman is clearly Dutch. A Dutch pop star, by all accounts. I can't be bothered to try and find a photo. Images of Angelina and Liv are now filling my mind.

Patty Schnyder is a Swiss tennis player, and there's nothing very special about her either. Not compared to Angelina and Liv.

Icky sticky

Man, I'm sweatin' like a hog in here, and my monitor's been doing these strange flicky things at me... eek! it just did it again, like some static discharge or something. Should I be worried? I am going to wind up being electrocuted?

My life is a movie

Or, to be more precise, my life is turning into 4 Weddings and a Funeral. Let's examine the gathering evidence, shall we?

In August of this year, I shall be attending Wedding #1. This is in a small Westcountry village, and is the archetypal 'big church wedding' with all the usual hullabaloo attached. I believe the reception is in a marquee, as well. I will be staying in a country house type of hotel in the neighbouring village. (I'm not the Best Man, but that's just a quibbling detail - and neither will I be driving down to Somerset, late, saying 'Fuck' a lot, though it's possible I suppose if I manage to miss my train.)

In May next year, Wedding #2 comes along. It's not in a Scottish castle, but it's in a Lancastrian Hall, which is close enough.

At this point I hope the similarities end, as I'd not like to see any of the guests collapse and die of a heart attack whilst dancing. Also, the bride at Wedding #2 is not going to be someone I meet (and sleep with) for the first time at Wedding #1, as (a) the bride at Wedding #2 isn't going to Wedding #1, (b) I've already met her, (c) I don't think her fiance would be too pleased with me if I did sleep with her.