What have I been up to?

You're all asking that question, aren't you? What have I done in the last week that's led me to abandon the thought of making any LJ entries?
The answer is: "Nothing. Absolutely Jack."
Okay, so that's not entirely true. What I have done is:

• Unpack my 'old' printer, and set it up. I decided within minutes that it was pants.


• Buy a new printer, which rocks. As philipstorry will testify, laser printers do that.


• Bought a USB2 card, which didn't work.


• Took the USB2 card back to the shop, and got another one. Which didn't work.


• Given up on USB2 cards for now.


• Booked a night in Southend, at the end of May.


• Paid in full for a week in Lincolnshire in August.


• Done my Tax Return.


• This is just as well, because I got this year's form the day after.


• Paid the Inland Revenue my £100 fine. Boo.

Right, I think that's all up-to-date. Time to wait for the gasman to cometh and tell me how much central heating will set me back.