You know it's a slow news day when the Sun's headline is "Victor Meldrew Found In Space!". If anyone (who doesn't know what the story is really about, or indeed someone who does but feels they can do better) can tell me what the story's about, please feel free.
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Presumably a bunch of bored astronomers attempting to prove that constellations are bollocks, and you can draw anything if your starfield is complete enough.