It's all broken

Someone's broken the database servers at work. Someone's broken mono. Someone's broken SkySports.com's live cricket commentary. What is going on?!

What is this all about?

I don't know what it's all about, but apparently:

You are Ultra-Peepi, Mega Hamster! Who can guess at your motives as you trash cities and trample the squirmy humans. And who cares? You are just soooo Cutsiewootsyfluffynessismsy, awwww... Your cuteness make us weak!

Take The Mighty Invader Zim Test! Anyone care to explain?

..and, just to keep up:

Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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