Desk meme from kesstrel and kauket

[eldar]

Righty-ho, here we go:
Left speaker.
PCI blank slot thingies x 3.
PC case screws x 3.
Jumper (of the circuitry type).
Telephone/answering machine (no battery in handset).
Attachments for air mattress pump.
Male/female video adapter.
Palm car charger.
Remote for car stereo.
Set of precision screwdrivers.
Patches for air mattress.
Piece of paper with wedding venue details on it.
Pack of 'Iraq's Most Wanted' playing cards.
Nail scissors.
NaNoWriMo 2003 pen.
Mobile 'phone.
Two bridge scorecards, with the hand records folded into them.
Monitor.
Webcam.
Premium Bonds holder's card.
TV remote.
DVD player remote.
Swiss Army knife-a-like.
Science Museum puzzle pen.
Hospital appointment card.
Hospital reminder slip.
Piece of paper with hospital appointment details on it.
Bookmark.
Mouse mat.
Mouse.
Clear plastic sleeve for a credit-card sized CD-ROM.
Thing of Extra Minty Thin Strips.
Cleaning cloth for my mobile's screen.
Remote for my Archos Jukebox.
Two flash memory cards for my camera.
Allan key from Ikea.
Camera.
Palm cradle and Palm.
Archos Jukebox.
Charger for camera batteries.
The corner of a ripped-up cheque.
One of those annoying plastic tags that you get in new clothes.
Colour matching thing that came with my video card.
Diary/address book (unused).
ADSL modem.
Two stacked document trays.
A whole stack of CDs and assorted documentation.
A cigar.
Right speaker.