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My New Job
Okay, there's not much to report (a week and a half in, I'm just about starting to do some "proper" work but I'm still on a bit of a leash...), but suffice it to say that the company I work for has:
- A museum of sorts, displaying various bits of kit from down the years that they've sold. Including Commodore Amiga CD32s and an Intellivision console.
- A life-size statue of Master Chief from Halo.
Oh... and we have a big red sofa. I have a theory. The sofas you see on showroom floors are juveniles, not fully grown. Back in the warehouse, in the sofa cages, they're breeding the full-grown adults that are fully 10-20% larger than the tame ones you try out when you buy them. It's the only reason I can think of why, when they're delivered, they seem to take up more room than you originally envisaged.
- A museum of sorts, displaying various bits of kit from down the years that they've sold. Including Commodore Amiga CD32s and an Intellivision console.
- A life-size statue of Master Chief from Halo.
Oh... and we have a big red sofa. I have a theory. The sofas you see on showroom floors are juveniles, not fully grown. Back in the warehouse, in the sofa cages, they're breeding the full-grown adults that are fully 10-20% larger than the tame ones you try out when you buy them. It's the only reason I can think of why, when they're delivered, they seem to take up more room than you originally envisaged.